'-ocene' neologisms—a list

For a few years now, I've been making a list of neologisms that riff on, satirise, or offer an alternative to the much-debated 'Anthropocene.' No methodology was involved other than 'see, copy, paste,' and I've not kept track of who said what (though the more unusual ones will be easy to google, if one so desires).

I previously posted a much shorter version of this list in my review of Christophe Bonneuil and Jean-Baptiste Fressoz's The Shock of the Anthropocene. However, it has since grown considerably:

Anthropocene

Capitalocene

Eurocene 

Technocene

Anglocene

Metropocene 

Cthulhucene

Plantationocene

Gynocene

Manthropocene

Misanthropocene

Anthrobscene

Sociocene

Homogenocene

Econocene

Aerocene 

Growthocene

Palaeoanthropocene

Thermocene

Thanatocene

Phagocene

Phronocene

Agnotocene

Polemocene

Soterocene

Plutocene

Whiteocene

Euclidocene

Plastocene

Trumpocene

Eremocene

Plutocene

Urbicene

Necrocene

Simulocene

Mediacene

Molysmoscene

Cosmopolocene

Alanthropocene

Neganthropocene

Narcisscene

Christocene

Hellocene

The above were proffered by their various authors with greater or lesser degrees of seriousness. There are undoubtedly more out there, particularly as terms of mockery. Indeed, just one recent Twitter thread gives us:

Smellocene

Jellocene

Mellowcene

Crapocene

Curmudgocene

Beyond this, many have played on the buzzword in question without using the '-ocene' suffix as such. For example:

Anthropo-scene

Anthroposeen

Anthropo-not-seen

Anthrobscene

Anthro-obscene

Then, there are other qualifiers such as the 'good' Anthropocene, 'early' Anthropocene, and so on.

For what it's worth, I do agree with its many critics that 'Anthropocene' is a terrible word, and some of the above would have been a better choice. However, it seems that we are stuck with it (the academic propensity for entrepreneurial neologism notwithstanding).

Feel free to inform me of any that I missed.

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Addendum, 07/12/2018:

Simon Lewis adds:

Hahaha, I feel pleased to have played a small part in inspiring the coining of the Curmudgocene. I’ve also used (occasionally), Eurocentrocene (to critique definitions that center European technological inventions etc). Sorry to add another!

— Simon Lewis (@SimonLLewis) November 29, 2018

Another author asks "why we don’t find ourselves in a Chimpocene or a Papiocene but in the Anthropocene."